Total Medals Earned: 1,163 (From 157 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,375 Points
Medals Earned: 4/17 (45/540 points)
reach the first 500m height
reach the first 50m height
activate time freeze 3 times
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
don't take axe until reached 114m height
reach 1000m height
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 15 or more hedgehog
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 18/30 (170/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Buy over 250 items from the store
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Get your first coin!
Jump 500 times
Make at least 100 attempts
Get at least 6 score
Get at least 12 score
Get at least 20 score
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 9/19 (275/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Credit where credit is due
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Try both game modes in one session
Read the instructions
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Find me two sporks
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/165 points)
Finish cam 4
Finish cam 8
Finish cam 20
Finish cam 12
Finish cam 19
Finish the game
Collect all 15 orbs in one playthrough
Finish the game in "Ghost Mode" (unlocked after first completing the game)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Medals Earned: 8/8 (415/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!