Total Medals Earned: 1,163 (From 157 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,375 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/380 points)
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 8/16 (235/495 points)
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/185 points)
Chain 666 attacks in a combo
Kill 25 enemies with one special attack
Beat the story mode
Get platinum prizes in all Time Trial missions
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Good Eye!
Looking for something!
Hole in One
Solve a puzzle
Escape!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/195 points)
Click them all
Take a peek inside!
Solve a Geography puzzle.
Solve the puzzle and get a prize!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (285/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Only save the women.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (165/415 points)
Reach the Classical Age
Reach the Historical Age
Reach the Industrial Age
Reach the Modern Age
Beat the game on Easy difficulty.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.